USE SOCIAL DISTANCING TO AVOID INFECTION AND ANTIVIRAL HERBS TO STOP CORONAVIRUS DEATHS - King Roman, Doctor of Natural Medicine

NOTICE
BECAUSE OF THE ONGOING ACT OF GOD KNOWN AS CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC & ACCOMPANYING UNCERTAINTIES, 
AND ALSO AS A MARK OF RESPECT FOR ALL SUFFERING AND GRIEVING FAMILIES AND FRIENDS, 
KING ROMAN REGRETS TO INFORM THAT THE IMPERIAL MOVIE AWARDS & RELATED FUNCTIONS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED 
IN ORDER TO AVOID UNWANTED INFECTIONS & TRAVEL & ACCOMMODATION PROBLEMS


King Roman has loved the movies since childhood in Edinburgh when his mother Lady Katherine would take him to see musicals like The Desert Song with Gordon Macrae and Kathryn Grayson and South Pacific with Rosanno Brazzi and Mitzi Gaynor. 

Lady Katherine also took him to watch X-rated science fiction films like Creature from the Black Lagoon and It Came from Outer Space, which would probably merit no more than a G or PG rating today. Lady Katherine met 
Jack Lemmon (China Syndrome), and one of his favourite singers, Frank Ifield who also appeared in movies. 

King Roman studied acting and directing at QSPA on the Gold Coast, did an acting and directing course in Darwin, appeared in The Phantom 1966 where he met Billy Zane (Titanic) and Kristy Swanson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and filmed a scene for the Flipper television series in which his favorite movie star Jessica Alba starred. King Roman's movie career on the Gold Coast was cut short when he returned to Darwin in 1995. 

Everyone has film favourites. Here are some starting at one of King Roman's, Hot Enough for June with the lovely Sylvia Koscina.

These are films or trailers of James Bond parodies from different countries for your delectation 
  • Hot Enough for June, a.k.a. Agent ​8 34 (1964), a British spy comedy with Dirk Bogarde as the unwitting spy who succeeds James Bond!
  • Carry on Spying (1964), British parody with James Bind, Agent ​006 12 changed to Charlie Bind, Agent 000 (Double 0, oh!).
  • That Man from Rio  (1964), French adventure spoof of Bond-type films.
  • 008: Operation Exterminate (1965), featuring a female 007 type agent. Directed by Umberto Lenzi .
  • Our Man Flint (1966) and In Like Flint (1967), starred James Coburn as Derek Flint, "an intentionally over-the-top parody of Bond".

  • Lucky, the Inscrutable, aka Lucky, el intrépido (1966), gag-filled Spanish-Italian comedy from Jesús Franco starring Ray Danton.
  • Modesty Blaise (1966), campy British spy-fi film starring Monica Vitti.
  • Secret Agent Super Dragon (1966), Italian Eurospy film starring Ray Danton.
  • The Spy with a Cold Nose (1966), British parody of secret agent films.
  • Casino Royale (1967), British, starring David Niven, Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress.
  • Si muore solo una volta (1967), Italian ("You only die once") starring Ray Danton.
  • The End of Agent W4C (1967), Czech parody. Superagent W4C has all properties of 007 - artificial gadgets, nice girls, spies everywhere around them.
  • Voitheia! O Vengos faneros praktor 000 which can be translated in English: Help! Vengos apparent agent 000.
  • OK Connery, 1967, also known as Operation Kid Brother or Operation Double 007. Starring: Neil Connery, Daniela Bianchi, Adolfo Celi, Bernard Lee, Anthony Dawson, Lois Maxwell. When MI6's top agent becomes unavailable, his lookalike younger brother is hired to thwart an evil organisation. Sean Connery's younger brother Neil stars in this Italian film designed to profit from the spy craze. Also called New Spy against Evil Divided.
  • A Man Called Dagger (1967). Low budget American spy film. Future Bond villain Richard Kiel (Jaws) co-stars.
  • Fathom (1967), Raquel Welch as female Bond-like agent in tongue-in-cheek spy caper.
  • Come Spy with Me (1967), American spy film starring Troy Donahue.
  • Caprice (1967), American comedy-thriller with Doris Day.
  • Az oroszlán ugrani készül (1969), (English translation: The Lion Prepares to Jump), a Hungarian comedy spy film starring István Bujtor.
  • The Girl from Rio aka Future Woman (1969), campy Spy-fi starring Shirley Eaton (from Goldfinger).
  • Zeta One (1969), a British sexploitation Spy-fi with Robin Hawdon as James Word, a womanizing secret agent who investigates James Robertson Justice's criminal mastermind at the behest of 'W' and discovers a race of barely-clad alien superwoman called Angvians. Co-starring Carry On (film series) veteran Charles Hawtrey and Dawn Addams (star of Star Maidens and occasional leading lady in Roger Moore's The Saint) as Zeta.
  • Le Magnifique (1973), French comedy starring Jean-Paul Belmondo and Jacqueline Bisset . Alternate title The Man from Acapulco.
  • From Hong Kong with Love (1975). Starring: Lois Maxwell, Bernard Lee, Clifton James. James Bond dies in the James Bond gun barrel sequence, and Her Majesty's Secret Service must replace him. Despite being an obscure parody, the film features many legitimate Bond film actors
  • The Dragon Lives Again (1978). Starring: Alexander Grand. A Hong Kong movie featuring an undead Bruce Lee alongside characters such as Popeye, Dracula, and James Bond. Original title: La Resurrection du Dragon
  • S*H*E (1980), an American spy parody film starring Cornelia Sharpe and Omar Sharif, and written by regular Bond screenwriter Richard Maibaum.
  • Nati con la camicia, also known as Go for It (1983), an Italian comedy spy action film, starring Terence Hill and Bud Spencer as two strangers accidentally mistaken for CIA operatives.
  • Cat City, also known as Macskafogó (1986), a Hungarian-Canadian-German animated comedy action film which heavily spoofs the Bond movies. The main character is an anthropomorphic mouse secret agent named Grabovsky.
  • Agent 00 is a parody of James Bond in the film Ninja Academy (1990). In the film 00711 gets his Licence to Kill temporarily revoked.
  • If Looks Could Kill aka Teen Agent (1991) directed by William Dear, starring Richard Grieco, Linda Hunt; a mistaken-identity caper.
  • From Beijing with Love (1994), with and by Stephen Chow, stars a Chinese 007 wanna-be to search for a stolen dinosaur skull
  • Pub Royale (1996), a parody based on the novel of Casino Royale starring Alan Carr
  • Spy Hard (1996), starring Leslie Nielsen and Nicollette Sheridan
  • Never Say Never Mind: The Swedish Bikini Team (2001) British straight-to-video spoof, featuring a team of beautiful women as the Bondian heroines.
  • Undercover Brother (2002)
  • Rod Steele 0014: You Only Live Until You Die (2002) Starring Robert Donavan. Lightly pornographic Bond parody based loosely on Milo Manara's comics.
  • The Tuxedo (2002). A taxi driver called Jimmy Tong (Jackie Chan) accidentally becomes a spy when he wears a special tuxedo which gives him special skills.
  • Johnny English (2003), a James Bond spoof starring Rowan Atkinson, two sequels, Johnny English Reborn (2011), Johnny English Strikes Again (2018).
  • Looney Tunes: Back in Action widely parodies James Bond, with film poster for Licence to Spy, a parody of Licence to KillMore is Never Enough, parodying either The World Is Not Enough or Never Say Never Again and Codename: Operation Conspiracy, the film's Damian Drake is played by former James Bond actor Timothy Dalton.
  • The Pink Panther, Clouseau met a British agent 006 (played by a tuxedo-clad, uncredited Clive Owen).
  • Allkopi Royale (2006), a short Bond Spoof starring Thomas Milligan and Quantum for Allkopi (2008), a Sequel to Allkopi Royale, featuring Norwegian celebrities such as Linni Meister, Helge Hammelow-Berg and Martin Garfalk.
  • Epic Movie (2007) - Bond, from Casino Royale (2006 film), makes two short appearances in Gnarnia.
  • Meet the Spartans (2008), Le Chiffre appears, torturing Leonidas for the account number in a similar manner to the way he did in Casino Royale
  • Spycraft: 00Nine (2017), an unofficial independent film project, follows the globe-trotting adventures of the lesser known MI6 agent, 009, and his struggles to dismantle a new criminal organisation acknowledged only as Chimera.
  • OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006) and OSS 117: Lost in Rio (2009), two French comedies that parody the original OSS 117 series by Jean Bruce. The first film is set in 1955 and the sequel in 1967. Both movies  star Jean Dujardin as French secret agent Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath a.k.a. OSS 117.
  • What' Up, Tiger Lily? 1966 was made by Woody Allen and featured Japanese actresses Akiko Wakabayashi and Mie Hama who would appear in You Only Live Twice the following year.  
King Roman Film Favourites

phantom
anaconda movie with jennifer lopez
man in the moon
tourist
galaxy quest
brothers in law
no name on the bullet
net
doctor at sea
fair game
fugitive
jurassic park
quiet american
carry on up the khyber
seven year itch
sound of music
splitting heirs
spy
true lies
under siege
we joined the navy
whole nine yards
Mass murderers in 2003: they got away with free
truth lies & intelligence
moon pilot
mouse on the moon
my fellow americans
nuns on the run
rambo first blood 2
avanti!
die hard 4.0
sheriff of fractured jaw
spy who loved me
taken
The only musical to receive 10 Oscars
west side story
True conspiracy by Bush & Blair to invade Iraq
official secrets
wargames
forbidden planet
around the world in 80 days
fail safe
keeping up with the joneses
hopscotch
hatari!
grand duke
king and i
Barbara Eden is the delightful and mischievous genie who can give you everything  you want
i dream of jeannie
maverick
jag
boston legal
madam secretary
big bang theory
Frank Spencer's flying lesson is a hoot!
some mothers do ave em
quincy me
man from uncle

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picnic at hanging rock
no way out
monte carlo
ghost writer
cast a giant shadow
Bond girl Jill St John had higher IQ than Einstein
diamonds are forever
fish called wanda
into the sun
living daylights
absolute power
bourne identity
carlton-browne of the FO
Stanley Donen who directed Charade directed the musical Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
charade
connie and carla
dantes peak
Comedy about Nixon and Watergate
dick
enemy of the state
firm
King Roman's favourite Elvis movie
elvis presley in follow that dream
get smart
honorary consul
jackie chans first strike
keeping up with the joneses
athena
lost in translation
capricorn one
privates progress
salt
brady bunch in the white house
sentinel
LP of South Pacific # 1 for more than a year
south pacific
student prince
vegas vacation
speed 2 cruise control
wind cannot read
A one hour film of Casino Royale was made for TV in 1954 starring Barry Nelson as Bond. 1967 saw the first full length feature spoof Casino Royale, with Sir David Niven as Sir James Bond (RN Ret'd), with five Directors! Ursula Andress from Dr No co-starred with many others. You Only Live Twice was made the same year. Both followed Woody Allen's What's Up, Tiger Lily? made in 1966 with the principal actresses who would be in You Only Live Twice.
casino royale 1967
blowout
to the devil a daughter
where eagles dare
birthday girl
devil rides out
da vinci code
night of the demon
holiday in the sun
lost tomb of jesus
oklahoma
trial by jury
       King Roman took Darwin children to YTT 
ytt
Dynamo walked on the River Thames in London. He also levitated and walked on air. A truly amazing man!
dynamo magician impossible
ncis
yes prime minister
dads army
pine gap
The young King read all 80+ Perry Mason novels
perry mason
walkabout
blame it on rio
39 steps
dangerous davies the last detective
carry on cleo
curse of the jade scorpion
double jeopardy
high bright sun
king solomons mines
murder she said
Ben-Hur was the first film to win 11 Oscars
ben-hur
bran nue dae
passport to pimlico
carry on behind
casablanca
Chitty was written by James Bond's author
chitty chitty bang bang
sound of music movie
crocodile hunter collision course
desert song
Australia delivered Moon landing 20 July 1969
dish
gone with the wind
foul play
girl cant help it
into the blue
johnny english strikes again
king ralph
lethal weapon 2
man who sued god
murder at 1600
north by northwest
white house down, olympus has fallen
our man in marrakesh
rio bravo
killers
bird on a wire
seven brides for seven brothers
sentinel
simba
maroc 7
sum of all fears
three days of the condor
brides of fu manchu
mail order bride
death wish
when in rome
passport to paris
Brigitte Bardot was slated to co-star in OHMSS instead of Diana Rigg!
ohmss
carmen
porgy and bess
las vegas
good wife
sea patrol
scorpion
love boat